⭐⭐⭐the phone ui is visually broken in the web version and i linked the wrong version on the zip file for download im sorryyy

This is a SATIRICAL dating strategy game/simulator.

You wake up dating 7 girls at once.

Why?

Don't worry about it.

The important part is that you are absolutely, unquestionably, 100% going to lose all of them eventually.

You are simply attempting to prolong this inevitable countdown for as long as humanly possible. It is kind of like an impending all encompassing countdown of doom. Also, every value in this game only goes down as well as the dates being timed countdown events.

Plan your dates, remember what everyone tells you, manage incoming calls, keep track of who you've ignored, and desperately try to hide the fact that you are playing seven people at the same time.

Because they WILL find out. Once they figure it out, your romantic life will be over, your reputation will be destroyed.

Also, just to be VERY clear:

We do NOT condone any of the actions depicted in this game.

We aren't bad people.

We swear 😭😭😭

Please do not use ROSTER as a dating tutorial.

It is actually probably closer to a list of things you should never do.

If playing this game somehow makes you better at cheating on people, that was NOT an intended gameplay mechanic and we would like to formally distance ourselves from your decisions.

Thank you.

Sincerely, the two college bums who made this game

I spent like 20 hours on sprites and some code and my friend spend around the same time doing only coding so I hope it was worth it 😭 its also probably super buggy I cannot lie